Sunday, September 25, 2005

Rude Awakening

Setting.......delicate feminine white bedroom, curtains gently swaying in the breeze (from the gaps in the sash windows), two lovers bodies entwined, lost in a dream world.

Soft focus camera pans across as the ageless and beautiful woman opens her eyes ready to greet the wonderful day Mother Nature has given us....unexplored....so full of possibilities....so serene

She elegantly slips out of bed, so as not to wake her sleeping companion. Her eyes fall on the bedside clock......................


"FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! It's a quarter to fucking nine!!!! Your flight was at 6.30 this morning!!!! Oh for fucking bollocking fuck sake! (for the ageless and beautiful woman has a mouth on her like a dockyard worker)

Rugged, skirt wearing BF "Och Christ, nothing I can do about it now" Turns over and goes back to his wonderful sleeping world of Haggis Hunting.

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