Last night over romantic anniversay dinner conversation as follows...........................
Me: So what do you want for Christmas?
(look I'm self employed it's feast or famine - at the moment I've got some cash coming in!! I'm also a little anal about organization - so they say)
BF (looks up from cream of leek soup with a slightly perplexed expression): I dont know
Me: Well I've got to start looking
BF: Er......A dolphin
Me: Really? Well thats easy I can sponsor one, they have them in Edinburgh.
BF: No a real one that I can keep at home and and feed it treats and stroke it whenever I want.
Me: Honey that maybe a little difficult.
BF: Well, that's what I want. Oh and a Rolex 50th Anniversary Daytona.
Me: That's nearly 20 grand!!!!
BF: And a hot air balloon.
Me: A ride in one? Cool I'll look into it
BF: No I want one I can keep, maybe I'll take the dolphin up in it. It'll be fun
Me: Er.....
BF: And some mechano
Me: They dont make it anymore
BF: And an Evil Knievel Stunt Cycle.
Me: You're not taking this seriously are you?
BF: *grin's* and goes back to soup.
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change the recipe
of that soup of your lover's
and he'll change his tune
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