Think of A Swear Word…..

…..now double it. Add 100, then times it by infinity and you know what?


You are still no closer to the amount of swear words I have said today.

“Got your school bag?”

“Yep”

“Right into the car”

CRUNCH! – That’s was the sound of three of my fingers getting crushed in the front door.

Now go back to the swear word sum at the start of the post, but to complete the image picture grown woman hoping around front garden kicking dustbins over clutching her hand with blood spraying all over the fence

“What have you done mum?”

Mother provides child with death stare, mother drives child to school with blood dripping all over gear stick and steering wheel. Mother returns home, get’s out of car, locks car, goes to front door, realises she has left front door key on the kitchen work surface and is now locked out. Bins receive another good kicking.



Go back to the swearing sum at the start of the post