Martha Stewart

All laundry in the house done?

Check

All washing up done (including objects from bedrooms / bathrooms)?

Check

All plants watered?

Check

All rooms vacuumed?

Check

All rooms polished?

Check

All emails replied to?

Check

All bins emptied?

Check

Has the oven been cleaned?

Check

So basically that's everything in my flat spick and span which means the only thing I have left to do is my goddamn essay.......

hmmm I wonder if any of my neighbours has a dog that needs walking........